Episode 149: The Halloween Special: Unraveling Truths and Supporting Asheville

0:00 Music. Happy Halloween, everybody. Welcome to Uncle Dad Talks. I'm Uncle Dad, and with me as always is the ever so handsome, the red hot chili pepper loving man himself, the one and only Mike Hampton. Mike, what's up?

0:49 Did you know that they just re-released the entire music video collection of Californication, all digitally remastered? The red hot chili peppers. Thank you for giving them a free plug, like they need the more money. Well, I mean, you started it. You started it. I guess so, I guess. Mike, we are in probably one of our biggest rooms we've ever had, online at least. And before we get into introducing everybody, man, Mike, the energy in this room, I wish we could bottle it because it's going to be exciting. What do you think, Mike? Yeah, I wish we could almost have it in a real room, but we'll just have to do it. It's almost like it's COVID again. Oh, God.

1:32 No. No. Nobody like that, Joker. Traumatized. Too soon. But yes we will introduce everybody in a second but first mike let's talk about what we're doing here today specifically for our halloween special mike i want you to be the man because this cause i know hits you closer to home for you so please mike go ahead yeah so we've been putting out some stuff on uh on our website and on our our socials for uh recovering the The people of Asheville, North Carolina, who, yes, very dear to my heart. I've spent a lot of time there. I have family there. We've covered it on one of our episodes, episode 130. There's another plug.

2:15 So, yes, Hurricane Helene devastated the city of Asheville. And no one was ready. And no one knew what was even coming. And so everyone was totally unprepared. And the majority parts of the city were just washed away. In floods from the rivers. And so what we are doing to help is raising funds, donations to contribute to the employees of the Biltmore Village Inn. You know, the Biltmore Village is one of the places that is a high tourist area and was completely, completely destroyed. It'll never be the same. So the Biltmore Village Inn, which is right in the Biltmore Village, their employees are going to be out of work because Asheville is a tourist city and there's no tourists going to be there for some time.

3:02 So what we're trying to do is, is help these people out because rent's still going to be due. Grocery still need to be bought. And, you know, And we're in a position where we can help. So we're going to help. And so everyone who donated $10 or more was entered in a contest to be picked, to be represented by one of our teams today. And so we have two winners, which I'll let you say. And whoever team wins, that person who's being represented by that team wins an original painting by Callie Dunlap. And so that's kind of what we're doing. Absolutely. And Mike, even though this is over, they can still donate more money.

3:44 I don't have the link on top of my head, but we're going to go ahead and put the new link that goes directly to them in the bio of this description of this episode. So when you guys look in the description, if you guys go to our website, everything, you can click that and you can donate directly now to the Village Built More Inn to help them all out. And we'll get to that more on throughout the show. So Mike, with that out of the way, let's go ahead and introduce teams and let's start off with you know i'm going to insert some fun 90s sports music what do we think about that yeah here's some 90s sports music coming when it comes in oh wow oh my god guys here we go for team uncle dad let's give it up for the one and only the raging cajun themselves the one the only again my captain mike as how are you welcome to the team hey did you hear about the Red Hot Chili Peppers videos.

4:36 And member number two of Team Uncle Dad is the one, the only, the new, the guy with the shades, the coolest guy in the room, Brandon Bracamonte. Brandon Bracamonte, say hello. Hey, what's up, everybody? Go ahead and introduce yourself. Tell them what you do. Oh, I'm Brandon. I'm Mike's roommate. And best buddy. Yo. I'm Uncle Dad's friend. He's also a uncle dad's nephew he's an uncle cousin. Uncle friend yeah uncle cousin he's also also known as the the Bracka Monster he's an award winning tattoo artist, is currently working on and about to release his his comic that I've been watching him draw day in and day out very hard called Fear City and that'll be coming out soon and It's really great.

5:34 Thanks for the plug. Yeah, plugs. I'm not paying for that either. Yeah. You're paying it with your time. That's why. Yes. And of course. When that's done, not to interrupt, but when that's done, hit me up. I know people at Vault Comics and some other people. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. It should be out in about hopefully around Halloween, but probably the week after. Oh, I love that. Thank you. And speaking of Fear City, the man who brings the fear himself, the one and only Kurt Yeager. Fear. Oh. Now, Kurt, can you tell our audience who you are and what you do, all that good stuff? Yeah, my name's Kurt Yeager. I'm from South City originally.

6:17 So born and raised, an actor and a writer. And just like Sons of Anarchy, NCIS, and other life and a bunch of others. A bunch of good stuff, indeed. You're part of Team Uncle Dad. And the reason why you're part of Team Uncle Dad is because you are one of the coolest guys around. There you go. I dig it. We'll allow it. We'll allow it. We'll allow it. Now, let's give it up. Oh, sorry. Actually, let me say who you were playing for. Team Uncle Dad. Team Uncle Dad, you guys will be playing for Joshua K. What to say is the first initial. Joshua K. That's who you're playing for. Team Uncle Dad. So let's try to get him a win. Team Uncle Dad, obviously. That's my team. I want us to win. You know, go Kings, right? Light the beam. Let's go.

7:03 Now, let's give it up for the people who really matter besides Kurt Jaeger. Team alumni. Team alumni. We'll start off with the movie-making couple, the magic. The magic in the South. Let's give it up for the one and only Min Sun and Teddy. What's up? How are you guys? I'm sorry my energy is too much right now. Guys can you tell our audience who you are and what you guys do well we're minsan park and teddy tenenbaum and we're a married screenwriting couple and also directing couple and still married after all that that's a that's a it is it is i think it's it's awesome that you guys make movies together and you guys have a movie that pretty much anybody can watch right like you guys can anybody find what is it ghost town ghost town korea korea korea town ghost story yeah it's damn it you're close there's a lot of words in there they could jump around ghost yeah great ghost story.

8:15 We've heard every very story of a town of Korea ghosts. Yeah, you can see it on Alter, and also we're premiering on Short of the Week next week, I think, for Halloween. Oh, that's awesome. That's amazing. I love it. Well, thank you guys for being here. I really appreciate that. I'm glad we guys stayed in touch, so thank you guys. Next up, let's give it up for the New Yorker himself, the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only, Ruff and Prentice III. What's up, man? How are you? I'm happy to be here. Visualizing the victory. I know this to be my uncle, dad, but you got to see it before it happens.

8:59 You know, so that's the space I'm in. Now, you're a New Yorker, so what are your sports teams? Now, let's be clear. I live in New York. I am not a New Yorker. I'm originally from Richmond, Virginia, and my sports allegiances are all over. So, because we have no professional sports team. Okay, what's your basketball team then? I'm a Celtics fan. It's a good point to be a Celtics fan right now. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Hey. It's not a bad time to be a Celtics fan. He's not wrong. I've seen some good years. There's some good years coming ahead, I think. and baseball i'm an atlanta braves fan and football i'm a minnesota monkeys fan get out of here it's just time i let those, overall it's been a pretty solid year outside of baseball but yeah yeah and can you tell our audience what you do and who you are or not who you are but what you do sorry, i am an elector based in new york city well i'm known for i don't know.

10:10 I did a video game called Watch Dogs 2 where I played the lead character, Marcus Holloway, and then was on SEAL Team, been on Insecure, a couple different shows. I love that. Robin, I got to ask you a question. Isn't it always the worst when someone's like, oh, you're an actor? Have I seen you or anything? You're like, did you watch television? And it's like, they're going to be wild laughing. I'm like, That's the tough factor. It's only the tough factor. I just thought the go-to would be retro, right? Watch Dogs 2. Yeah. As time passes, it's like... Yeah, I hear you. Hey, that character will always mean the world to me, and I will tell you that all the time. All the time. That character was one of my favorites.

10:57 Now, Team Alumni, let's talk about who you're playing for. Team Alumni, you are playing for Robin, that's with an i robin p that is who you guys are playing for so for those two who donated thank you guys and for everybody who donated thank you so much and again you can keep donating and keep spreading. Yes yes i love the energy i love it you know ruffin you gotta you have to bottle up the energy of the celtics and make it happen today be a winner hey jason tatum shooting threes all day here we go we're warming up there we go now mike while i get everything ready i want you to tell our audience or tell our crew here our audience a great halloween story of yours halloween story of mine whoa well i i don't know if i have a great halloween story to just what's in the rating on these stories i don't know how how about i introduce uncle dad since everyone else got introduced yeah go ahead go ahead so our our host in trivia game master mc is is uncle dad he's not an uncle he's not a dad but he's someone that you can talk to or listen to he's got his an interesting.

12:15 Poncho on today and he's interviewed some of the best in the business and we've got some of them on our show today so we're always happy to to see uncle dad and you know he's he's the one who started the uncle dad podcast and and here that makes that yeah that does make sense right how is that for an introduction have you guys ever revealed where your name uncle dad comes from yes thank you i was just gonna ask that you know we have let's be honestly the story is really not How's that great? As good as Mike's Halloween story.

12:59 I know that story. That story is pretty crazy. You know, I'll just tell you the abridged version. The abridged version is that somebody gave me this name and it stuck with me. And that's pretty much it. There's really no crazy story to it. I wish there was. I wish there was such a horrible story. Yeah, it is a horrible story. Who gave you the name? It's an old friend of mine. He was like, man, I love talking to you. I love looking to you for advice. He goes, I want to call you my uncle. I want to call you dad because you can remind me a lot of my dad. He goes, so you know what? I'm going to call you uncle dad. And that's kind of what it is. There you go. that's nice so it's a really it's too sweet of a story. But speaking of stories we're going to play our first game of the night now the way it works we're going to play a game called one true three what one true three is is i'm going to tell you guys a story and you have to figure i'm going to tell you three stories and you're going to have to figure out which of those stories, only one is true. That's it.

14:01 So for example, I will say I did this, I did that, or I did something else. And one of those three is the actual story. Now, after I tell each story, each of you get to ask one question each. Now we're going to do it based on teams. So we'll do, since we have the visitors here, the visitors will go first, team alumni. So we'll do it this way where it'll go minson teddy ruffin so each of you guys will answer ask a question in that order if you guys collectively come at the end of it once i tell you all three stories and you've asked all questions for each you guys then can collectively come up with an answer and talk about it here live on the mic of course does that all make sense, and so yeah yeah okay so you guys are first and i will tell you here's story one.

14:50 Now i'm looking at the screen because i wrote these down so i didn't fuck them up i once lit a bag of dog poop on fire and left it in my neighbor's front door, that's the story so now each of you get to ask a question so minsun go ahead and go first, okay where did you get the dog poop so i found it in my front yard because my parents we had a little little like chihuahua type dog so those dogs always shit all the time so we had a bunch I lived in like a suburban neighborhood, so then I scooped it up and put it in a brown bag. Okay. Okay, so what did the house that you left it at look like? It was like a white, I don't know, like a very typical white neighborhood house.

15:37 It's like how I can describe it, like very just like basic, you know, architecture, West Coast. I don't know how else to describe it to be honest. That's racist. I don't know how else to describe it. Like when i think of like when i think of like like tv houses it was like a tv house of like the 70s that's what i would think of like that that's that's okay that's your question, ruffin your question this might be too graphic but the consistency of said who, were you able to grab the whole specimen or was it something that was brittle what happened there?

16:19 I was able to grab the whole unit and I scooped it up and I perfectly placed it in the brown bag. And I'll even tell you what, I'll give you something else. It was a whitish brown color. Both of us are dark shit. Whitish brown? Like a couple days old. Yeah. It's all crusty. All right story number two here we go uh when i was a young kid i went trick-or-treating as a bootleg mickey mouse and i was so terrified to trick-or-treat that i couldn't move, wait what so you cut out yeah could you give that again yeah i will say that again when i was a young kid i went trick-or-treating as a bootleg mickey mouse and i was so terrified that i couldn't move, so terrified that you couldn't move yeah what were you so scared of there was a haunted house that we were standing in front of like a house that appeared to be haunted it wasn't literally haunted just you know loud decoration and they had this heart that kept bumping like pumping and it terrified me.

17:28 So what was different about the Mickey Mouse costume as a bootleg than an original? So I grew up in a very, I don't want to say poor household, but I guess a lower income household. And we couldn't really afford main stream costumes. So it was like a Mexico knockoff. So everything was kind of off by a little bit. And then there was no mask. so they had my mom had to physically like do the makeup herself which if i'm honest with you didn't look that great okay who else did you take your seat with that oh good question i was with my aunt at the time my aunt is uh so my parents are a little bit younger so my my aunt would have been probably like i don't know 17 and i was probably like seven or eight all right that's here we go last story i once vomited in a punch bowl and i didn't tell anybody and it was at my local church.

18:43 I don't even know where to start with that one All right, so what color was the punch? What flavor was it? It was vomit. Was that it before or after? Junkie. Yeah, it was extra chunky. It was fruit punch flavor, like a red. So it was like a red color. Okay, great. What was the event? It was like a, I don't know if you've ever been to a church bazaar, like a church party, like a safe party where you can go as a kid and be safe. And vomit and punch bowls. Okay, I got it. Yes, exactly.

19:23 Ruffin. Oh, man. This is gross. Did you witness anyone drink said puns after doing so? So I remember, oh man, I remember seeing one of the, like, she wasn't a nun, but she was one of the coordinators of the church. And she took a drink of it. And I was very nervous. And so I didn't say anything. We should have asked why you threw up. I can't believe none of us asked. Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Why did nobody ask that? Okay. Now, you guys get one last bonus question, but you only can use it once.

20:09 But here's the side question. You can only use this one time, and that's ask Mike. Mike knows me very well. We're very close friends. But you can only use it once in this entire round of games. So you can use it now, but that's it. I don't know. Mike probably won't know the answer to this one. But he knows he won't know that he might know. I'm starting to know how good of a liar Uncle Dad is, is what I'm starting to know. How many stories he tells me are a bunch of shit. Personally, I would vote not to use it yet, but if you guys really want to, now we all agree.

20:52 Okay, awesome. All right. So you three, what do you guys think? Collectively, which one do you think is the truth? They all sound true. Yeah. Really? Okay. I'm good at that. The punch hole one is so gross, it sounds true. Yeah. So the punch hole one is like a lot more outrageous than the other two, which could be a good indication that it's true. Yeah. The lack of detail about the poop one made me think it was real. You couldn't describe the house, which actually, strangely enough, made me believe it was real because we often don't remember that kind of stuff. And then the house, I didn't get why. You said that you were standing in front, you were afraid, you couldn't move.

21:35 But I got the sense you meant you couldn't move at all the whole night, but then you revealed no, it's because it was just one house. So that seemed weird to me. okay okay but then he did he was very specific about the color of the poop the dog poop you know well like who hasn't seen poop no but i mean that's like this and it was dry it strikes me more flammable so i don't know that detail was a little specific one thing i can say about the poop though is we learned that he's a will ferrell fan and in in stepbrothers there is a dog poop licking scene and that is the color of the poop. Oh my gosh. Whoa.

22:16 Wow. And the poop from Billy Madison. Wow. This is a very hard one personally. But I think my personal vote would probably be vomit because it's just the other two are just kind of normal stories. I've heard them before but the vomit is like crazy shit. For me the only thing about the vomit is why you feel the guilt it would be real guilt if you want someone drank that vomit unless you're a monster like Uncle Dad. Laughing about it like Minnie is later which one do you think is true I'm leaning towards the part story, Something about the fear and trepidation and saying you went trick-or-treating when you couldn't move doesn't feel right because it feels like the night was a failure.

23:12 Something about that doesn't. Then, like I said, I just didn't feel like there was guilt with watching someone drink or throw up. Yeah. Okay. My vote is number one. What do you got here? Oh, gosh. So the first one was the dog poop story, yeah? Yeah. You know, I've done something similar to that. So I feel like to be real, I'm not going to go into more detail, but she's not the host. Okay. Believable to me. So I'm willing to go with you guys with number one, even though I'm still feeling three, because I think one is likely to.

23:53 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So we're going to go with one. Okay. All right. I will tell you which one is not true for sure. and that is the punch bowl is not true. Now the true one is i was i was actually literally and this is i will never lie to you about this i was a bootleg mickey mouse and i was terrified because there was a heart pumping on the front of the yard, and it terrified me that i couldn't move that and from that whole entire experience so my aunt had to pick me up and carry me across sorry robin, yeah who's nailed it robin p robin p mike mike what are your thoughts on that, would you have known mike would you have known, Sorry, no, I wouldn't have known. We raised our time on that.

24:47 But also, Ruffin's very intuitive. He really picks apart things in a way that I haven't heard yet in this type of game. So shout out to Ruffin on that. But he was wrong. He was wrong. The ways that he picked up the things that he said. But also, I don't know. I mean, Uncle Dad's stories are poop and throw-up stories, so it's just repulsive. And those weren't true, though. Those weren't true. So fuck's up. I know. But I am just sorry that everybody had to listen to that. I got to make interesting radio, you know? You're as convincing as Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan.

25:31 He knows. He knows. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. let's keep this let's keep this going now it's time for team uncle dad team uncle dad the way we'll do this one is mike you can ask the question first then it'll be brandon then it'll be kurt all right are you guys ready for your story yes all right here we go, i was once trick-or-treating in the suburban area which where i which i where i live, and they had a we went to a house that had a very huge halloween party at that halloween party i could see in the second floor of the house that there was a a i assume like some sort of college kid of some sort kind of changing into very sexy costumes that i remember that that memory just stuck with me to this day that's story one okay oh we have to ask questions about this yes you saw you saw you okay so what do you look like.

26:34 What was his name all right all right all right, mike go ahead and go first uh so you saw someone in the window changing into a sexy costume, so are you saying that the the i don't know curtains drapes blinds everything were completely open so you could see straight into the house. Complete. Brandon, your question. Okay. What movie did you see that in? Uh i didn't see that in a movie i actually experienced that but okay, all right right kurt yeah first floor second floor third floor i said second floor during the story okay yeah yeah but we're not really listening yeah exactly or maybe i was and i was, that's true yeah trying to catch me that's a good point all right story number two i once went ghost hunting while working at the world's most haunted house now quick little fact and mike can, say true to this i did actually i was the operations manager for the one of the world's haunted house isn't that true mike are you gonna say the name of the haunted house well i don't know, they'll get me in trouble. That's why.

28:00 No? It is true. Everyone is true. Yeah. You're not just saying it. You can say the name. If he can't say it, I'll say it. Go ahead. Spirit Halloween Store. It was just a mystery house? Yeah, it was just a mystery house. See? You living in San Jose? What was that? You living in San Jose? Yeah, I still live here. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah so anyways i was working for the the world's most haunted house and we were ghost hunting in the house on a halloween weekend now i had a lot of keys that i can access all the floors and so with that we used a spirit box and when we used the spirit box the spirit box actually said mike's name but mike was not there was this the story that's the story yeah this is their story but yeah it said my name it said your name and you weren't there like, The spirit box said it? Smile.

29:10 Was it like that? Do we all know what a spirit box is? No. A spirit box is like a... I'll mess with the dark arts. So a spirit box is a... It's basically like a broken radio. It's all static. And when you put it somewhere in theory, if there is energy there, it'll break up and you can make tangible words out of it never heard anything like that you said it yeah it's i'll send you one nothing, can you say will you say exactly how the name came out of the box when it was said, so basically i said is there anybody in the room with me and then the sound went right, there's a lot of mics in the world you know that right well yeah but you're my mic it's a very common name it was like m-i-c it was.

30:13 All right you're up brendan all right your turn well i don't even know what to say what were you wearing that's what the spirit of the hard-hitting questions were you wearing a poncho i'm gonna be completely honest with you i think i'm just wearing my i think i just got done work so i think i'm just wearing my uniform my uh like a dress-up shirt like a bellhop like a bellhop yeah exactly all right kurt you're up. How many floors does the winchester mystery asshole dude fuck that, that's not fair dude i don't remember that you work there is what you said and i really worked past past tense though okay cool it's not that one oh get out of here that's bullshit, anyways i yeah i don't know if i agree with that question but okay, all right all right well i'll just tell you this from what i remember i think it's like six floors but i don't remember so i really don't remember all good all right uh here we go uh last, sorry i worked in a hospital once i don't remember how many floors that the hospital had you it's okay yeah all right all right last story last story so once my mom was expecting my halloween candy and you know as a good mom does and then she was looking through with my candy,

31:43 she actually found an actual razor blade in my Reese's Cup. No. Whoa! Already? No way. Already? Much easier. I know. Did you keep the razor blade in a jar with your teeth that you put under the pillow for the tooth fairy? No, I don't have it. She was like. That's funny Robin Robin was no come on go ahead Mike what movie did you see that one, there was actually a movie called trick or treat that has that KCRA channel 3 every now in the 80s What kind of candy was it? It was a Reese's.

32:43 Reese's? So it was sideways in there? Like a Reese's cup? They put it through the package? Through the candy or just laid it on top? That is a small razor or a jumbo-sized Reese's cup, but they didn't make those in the 90s when we grew up. I could have been 2000. I'm much younger than you guys. You're not that much younger. Are you still trick-or-treating? Yeah, dude. He's still trick-or-treating. He's like, it was last October. He's like, I got a razor blade in there. All right, all right. Now, you guys also have the opportunity to ask Mike and his honest opinion.

33:24 But if you want to save that, you can save that. I think we can say that this seems like it's pretty self-explanatory. Okay. Which one do you guys think? What do you think? Well, I don't believe that the Reese's razor blade story is true. Okay. Yeah, I think that comes out in the news every five years. Right. I think it's number two because Uncle Dad always hears someone whispering Mike's name to him. That's true. And that's probably where he came up with the idea for the podcast. You hear what you want to hear, right? What do you think which one do you think it is i was thinking one because the winchester mystery house has four stories you get keys to every single floor you probably know that and the last one is suspect because that's the second halloween story and then a razor blade like a legit one i remember them being at the end of plastic slides pins all that shit and everyone's like don't eat candy and i was like i'm a little fat kid i'm gonna eat all this shit i mean i'm still feel like one what because you know that was like i actually did see a woman dressing like in my neighborhood and i like lay down on the grass and i was like oh my gosh this is amazing and she looked at me and kept going so i think it was you know agreed upon somehow or another but i was like 10 i do that happened to me so maybe one what do we think guys what do you guys think,

34:58 Too much dead air. I could go with... I mean, yeah, sorry. Yeah, dead air. I mean, I could go with one. He is kind of like a weird, creepy peeker. Yeah. Right. But... Had you been hanging out with the bushes for a while? These are my friends, by the way. We believe in... How much time we've seen him looking through people's windows? Shut the fuck up. Anyways. Yeah, I guess we... I'm down to go with one. I'll go with one. Let's go with one. All right. So I will tell you, I'll tell you a story that's not true. And that a hundred percent is the Reese's cup is not true. Yeah. No kidding. It happened to me though.

35:39 Shocker. Shocker. I know. And the story that is true. Are we ready? Oh, let's, let's give a big round of applause for their first point. Team uncle. Got it. Oh yeah. How is that easy? Can I just say, Kurt, you're so intuitive with your well I don't believe in Terrence Howard's preaching, I get it I'm a believer now alright alright so that puts you guys up so team alumni you guys have your chance to I'm going to do something a little different here what's our guy's name Joshua yes, team alumni if you guys get this one right you will get two points and you will win this round that's what he does, making his own rules up he does it all the time I mean I am the host he's the host.

36:39 Yeah so if you guys ever for those listening we listen to our two game shows we always kind of mix things up a little bit to shake it up and so we are shaking it up so if you guys win you will get two points and if you guys don't win they'll win the round, so here we go last story Last Stories. The first movie on Halloween I ever watched was The Re-Animator, and it forever changed me. That's story one. How old were you when you saw that movie? I was nine. Who showed it to you? My mother. My mother's actually a big horror fan. Okay. That's a tough one for a nine-year-old.

37:20 Well, I'd said it forever changed me. Go ahead, Ruffin. What time of day was it when you watched this film? It would have been Halloween night. It's probably like 7 or 8 p.m. Yeah. All right. That's story one. Story two. I once got lost in a corn maze for 16 hours. I had to call. They had to call. 16. That one's true. Not six. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. It was tomorrow. It was tomorrow.

38:03 They had to call 911 to get me out. I hope that one's true. They called CPS to get him out. Go ahead. Where was this corn maze located? It was actually located in Lathrop, California. In what? Lathrop, California? My question is why didn't the people who work there just basically find you in my tents? Well, so this core maze is humongous. It's miles long. It's a really long core maze.

38:43 And so, you know, I was a young kid. Go ahead, Ruffin. Can you give me the example for around about the time frame of the hours of the day, like from 9 a.m. To your, you know, swimming. Let's do the math here. Sorry you know what's funny about this I'm just like it's so funny the reaction I got sorry choking up alive yeah exactly exactly you know what I'm just gonna be completely honest with you I'm gonna be completely honest with you that story is not true.

39:30 You got lost, at 10am and got found tomorrow at 6am, i would just start like ruffin will you ask me that question it's a gears are turning my mind like math okay math math math math no dude fuck it hey bob that question was brilliant, you pretty sure that would have made like the local news at least our hair, movie yeah that's a miniseries on hulu for a hulu hours in hay hell all right all right that's uh i was working a haunted house in my early 20s and i was physically assaulted by a random attendee not because he was scared but because he was just a dick basically okay he was just a troublemaker basically what'd you do, hey you're on the other team oh sorry.

40:37 So if you're working in a haunted house what costume were you wearing at the time it was like a zombie like makeup and i was a zombie makeup and so like this okay so this particular haunted house was very like like homegrown haunted house and it was like little like rooms that each had like their own little like you know scary part and so i was a zombie next to a guy holding a chainsaw to be scary i guess okay my question is is this one true or the first one i cannot answer that no i respect but that's bullshit you have to answer it, Yeah, my answer is I don't have one. I want three more wishes. That's my first wish.

41:22 Well, too bad. Anyways, no, no. I'm going to disqualify you, sir. Do I get another question? You get another question, yes. That was a nice disqualification. Can you describe the guy? That hit me? Yeah. There was a younger Mexican dude, probably in his early 20s, slick back hair, and a black hoodie, black jeans. 10 ruffin ruffin's face you said this was a house with multiple rooms yeah how many rooms were in this house i think it was honestly i really think it was about eight to ten, Man, Ruffin, I thought you were just going to ask a math question.

42:06 Just any other math question. I thought you were just going to be like, give me the quadratic formula. And he'd be like, okay, no, it's not true. I'm disappointed, you, Ruffin. Oh, man. I'm just freaking more from... All right. So, he said it was like a mid-threatening project. But that was nine months. It was pretty big. It's like much bigger than that. I thought he would say. But, yeah. Okay. So now you guys can either ask Mike or guess. I don't know. Do we want to ask Mike on this? Was it your last time? This is your last time to use it. You don't need my help on this one.

42:48 I think this whole bonus question I'm asking Mike is BS anyway. I don't think it's going to ever go. I thought Mike knew it better, but I guess not. I just know how good of a liar or how bad of a liar you are. Stop it. I guess so. Exactly how good of what I am. They both sound pretty good they do i don't know why but the movie watching one just feels, real pre-animator but i don't know it does feel real but what if it's like he actually watched when he's 11 so it's kind of a lie like it's an easy one to like change just that thought was detail like his mom like it's kind of young to see that movie and i must admit very fast with for details on the third one.

43:30 The questions that he knew those answers really found. Yeah. Ruffin, what about you? What's your instinct on that? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to refer because they both have good, solid quality details. It's possible for me to... I don't know. Okay. You really stumped him on this one, Oh, yeah. And we even got to get a friend when that's really one won. Don't ask him, Matt. I think I'm kind of leaning towards number three, but I keep going for you.

44:14 Yeah, I mean, they're both unbelievable. That's the thing. I feel like information is true to me, though. I don't know. Ruffin's going to have to be the tiebreaker because I disagree, which is typical. And by the way I'm usually wrong so don't get in the middle of that Ruffin don't you dare, I want everyone to have a peaceful night of sleep tonight, what are you both saying I feel like one is slightly truer but you know because it just seems so it's all on you Ruffin the weight is on you you can win this right now You can win this round at least.

45:01 The pressure. I'm going to go with the movie. Are you guys okay with that? What do you guys think? That's what majority rules. The pressure. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. I heard those details about the guy. It felt like the guy was hitting him when he talked about the guy hitting him. It felt like... Like he really got all right i need an answer, do we have that jeopardy like time style thing.

45:45 Let's just let's just go, what say it again wait. Okay here we go a story that is true and does this make robin a winner in round one the answer is it sure does you got it right sir that story is true, how old were you when you saw the reanimator oh that was like 15 house mom didn't show him that because he went to church his mom wouldn't do that that's not true at all actually the reason why i love horror movies is because my mom, what was that sir did she show you the reanimator yeah we watched it together on like sci-fi channel i think like when i was 15 15 15 yeah that's 15 what's what was the first horror movie you saw, Like ever? Yeah. You know, if I remember correctly, it was Wes Craven's new nightmare.

46:50 And that would have been, I would have been like seven or eight. Honestly, I was young. Why didn't you tell that? That's even more unbelievable. Well, there you go. All right. Team Uncle Dad has one point and Team Alumni has two points, putting Robin in the lead. Good job, guys. Mike, just for the audience here, can you go ahead and tell them one last time what we're doing and what we're trying to do and raise money for? We're trying to talk about when you got beat up. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. You got beat up at the haunted house and then you still went to work for Winchester?

47:35 We are having a trivia game in which the person that each team is representing wins a piece of art by Callie Dunlap. And the reason that they are even in the contest to win that is because they donated to our fundraiser to help the victims of Hurricane Helene in Asheville, North Carolina, which unless you have been living like a monk in the mountains of the Santa Cruz East Bay or something like that, you would have seen that Asheville was completely devastated and destroyed by Hurricane Helene. And so we're just doing a little thing to help out.

48:17 Absolutely. And it's great that we can do that because it also shows just, you know, life can be so unfortunate for others. And, you know, we should always be grateful for the things that we have. And so I'm very just grateful that I can hang out with all you guys and be able to do this and use whatever voice that we have to help those who need it. So thank you again, guys, for each of you guys taking the time. I know you guys are all busy. So just thank you guys for really being a part of this. So really, because this show doesn't exist without you guys. So thank you, Team Alumni. Thank you, Kurt Yeager. And thank you, Brandon Bracamonte. Yeah, thanks, everybody. Thanks, everybody. I mean, you're welcome. thank you and also guys you can still continue to donate money if you go to gofundme.com go and look for built more village in and you can still raise money they are trying to get a goal of 25 000 please help them out because that's what this is all about and that link will be in the description all right game number two this is this is another variation of one true three but that's called, hey, you, yeah, I ate that.

49:18 And basically what this is, it's a story, not story, it's three foods, and only one of those foods I've actually eaten. What? He likes to throw a lot of curveballs. Yeah. Live. Can you ask me some trivia about The Shining or something? I might actually mention it. The thing is this, the thing is this, this creates the conversation. Right? It creates the conversation. I'm trying to connect with everybody. So here we go. All right. Team alumni, since you won, Team Uncle Dad will go first. Same question order. I'm just going to name the food, and then you guys literally have to ask any questions you want. You guys get one question each. Here we go. Food one. Candied pickles.

50:01 Pickles. Wait, I thought it was Uncle Dad first, right? Yeah, it is Uncle Dad first, yeah. So, Mike, you get to ask the first question. Ask the question about you eating candied pickles? Yes. Did you like it you know i did i mean dude think about it sweet and sour how the fuck do you not like that i don't know what's your question my question i'm gonna text it to him where did you get these candied pickles? As a blueberry. Oh, I don't know. Kurt Yeager, you're up. What, is it a whole damn pickle? Is it a big pickle?

50:46 A little pickle? Is it a zircon? Is it a sweet pickle? What are we talking here? They were sliced kosher pickles. Okay. All right. Food number two, spiced crickets. Yeah. Did you buy them at a gas station? No, I bought them at a candy store in Sacramento, California. What candy store? So wait, you bought candy at the flea market, but crickets at a candy store. Crickets at a candy store.

51:28 Jumbo shrimp and all that. Wait, Brad, your question, Brad. What candy store where i it's it was is it called dream about candy it's on it's an old sacramento it's next to the punch club punchline comedy club i think it is it's right across from joe's okay, Did he sell it to you? Yeah. No, I didn't work at that one. I worked at the caramel apple store. What was the spice? Yeah, he did say spiced. Yeah, like a cinnamon toasty spice. I thought he was going to give up again. Yeah.

52:11 How many floors did this cricket have? What floor of the Kimmy store do they sell crickets all right okay, here's the last one the sour bits of cow tongue yeah that one totally yeah he totally did that yeah, did you get that at like when I was like a Mexican meat stores, yes I did get that at a Mexican meat store you know you know like carnal sarita yeah or carnal seat how you say it carnal sarita, yeah you know i don't even have to ask questions about that okay if you're gonna pass your question ask him how thick the tongue was how thick is your uncle's tongue, all right you're right all right kurt you're up i'm still thinking about these.

53:16 So how big were the beef tongue chunks? Let's say a quarter inch. Yeah. I'm going with the beef tongue, but that's my thought right away. What do you guys think? Yeah, I think he's coming. Really? Just 100%. It doesn't make sense. I've had crickets. I've eaten that stuff. But just spice, and then you went with cinnamon. I don't know, man. I'm with pumpkin spice or something else. That's the problem? Yeah, I would say it's the problem. And then you were like, next to Joe's Crab Shack. And I'm like, was it there 20 years ago? Probably not. I didn't say I was a kid, though. I think you're making your own age range, though.

53:58 I am making my own age range. Okay. So which one are you guys going with? What do you guys think? What do you guys think? I think that the real one's a tongue. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Look at him. He eats tongue. Look at him. Yeah, look at him. He's got a bowl of tongue in front of him right now. He's like... We're a spicy cricket. Yeah. He eats bits of tongue like cracklings. Okay, all right. Well, I hate to break it to you guys. You're wrong. Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I swear to you, the true story is the Spice Crickets. I bought them from the candy store across from Joe's Crabstack next to the pinks of the comedy club.

54:42 I don't believe it. I feel like he's lying. I am not lying to you. Let's see receipts. This had to be like nine years ago. Were they good? Oh, no. I think those Crickets honestly are really good. I think if you haven't tried them, you should try them. We should have asked Mike. Yeah. You know, he's been eating crickets. It doesn't really work for the Uncle Dad team. Yeah. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't, no. Okay. All right. Well, I put you guys at zero point now. Let's go ahead and get it to the team alumni. Here we go. Your guys' is much more straightforward.

55:23 Only one of these I've actually had. And number one is Smarties. Really? Okay. Okay what do I even ask about okay. Where did you get these smarties I was actually trick-or-treating, what's your favorite flavor of smarties oh the pink one I don't know what flavor that is but the pink one is that's why I honestly thought they were but I was like I think the pink one I like the most yes, riffin Uh, if you this um.

56:09 Oh these are smarties yeah they're like the little pill candy the chalky things you know the old fashion chalky yeah did you have more than one when you had them did you have more than one when you had them the first time I did yeah I had multiples, okay yeah okay number two maltesis, hold on i gotta look this up, is that like a maltee a malta noteball or something yeah but it's like crunchy in the middle like crunchy airy in the middle so it's like it's got like white fur and black face noses and oh no that's a maltese dog malteesers right like a waffle yeah i guess so i guess so yeah oh those yeah they're like malted milk balls I've never had that okay alright so well did you describe the flavor, fake chocolate taste with crunchy air yeah that about describes it.

57:25 Where did you get them trick or treating Oh, those are full-time candies. And they're British, too. Oh? Yeah. They had a razor. Oh, good catch. Took a treat. They had a razor. It's a razor. That is apparently only available in places like Whole Foods. Yeah. I've never ever heard of it. What is it called? What's that market that's like? Cost plus. Cost plus. Yeah, yeah. Well, market or whatever. What's the phone? What's your life? Have you? When is the way I'm glad you're doing it? Oh, my gosh. Probably when I went to World Market like five years ago.

58:05 Wait. Say that again. What was the question? Because he asked me when did I have him last, right? Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah. And I said probably like five years ago at World Market. So you have a trick or treat first, and then you went to World Market and got right. Yes. Bullshit. I love it. I love it. Okay. Last one. last one. Pop Rocks Dipper. Or, sorry, Pop Rocks Dips. Pop Rocks Dips. Really? Yeah, I remember them. Okay, so... I think. They really exist? I think I remember these, yeah.

58:48 So, uh... Oh, that's awesome. Why don't we even ask about this? Kurt, are you okay? I'm just trying not to give away anything and help them out. That might be two separate candies that don't ever go together but yeah maybe not maybe not okay sorry what's your question when did you meet these this i would have had probably like when i was in high school okay so was that my question is was that before or after they and pop rocks for killing that in i didn't even know that urban legend do you you're not, yeah i don't know that one we had to put it in a coke yeah wait is that true that's a true story urban urban legend yeah it's not as true as the rhesus cup with the, i don't have an answer because i don't know yeah i don't know uh ruffin go ahead, uh what flavor did you have cherry okay here we go all right you guys got to figure it out which.

59:54 I think i think the smarties i think like everybody's had smarties i think the maltese's i don't think you get them on trick-or-treat what kind of monster serves them to kids on trick-or-treat who goes to world market and buys candy for trick-or-treating kids yeah that doesn't mean i'm gonna give out cough drops, like this might happen like in the hamptons or something, right no say because like 10 years ago smarties were really popular again remember they were like grinding them up and snorting them in middle school what oh i don't wait you still don't, wait that's not that's not normal.

1:00:34 Dips is actually yeah i know i've never heard of that it's a thing it's a thing yeah it is a thing done yeah come to that white candy stick yeah like the one the regular dips came with but it's got it's got pop rocks instead yeah okay but i wonder how easy those are to find you can get them at the candy store that has the crickets yeah exactly unfortunately unfortunately i do think there is a cherry flavor as well yeah and the thing about the smarties is it's the kind of thing you could throw in there thinking like well everyone's had them so i haven't had them so it's a good decoy. Maybe.

1:01:17 Well, it's definitely not the Maltesers. Yeah, I'm thinking one or three. Yeah, it's either one or three. Alright. And the pop rock dips don't look like I remember them. Let's think about the other ones that have been true and how outrageous they were. Or they were basic. He's a basic bitch. But getting punched by the zombie hater, that was not basic. You probably deserve that punch. Damn! It's not like the smarties is just... You can ask Mike.

1:02:00 I'm honestly leaning towards three. I'll go with... I think three. I don't have a strong feeling either way so if you guys have a three sounds good i didn't ask you, the high school reference felt through okay all right we're gonna go through that. Well i do like that that is not true the the correct answer is smarties the easiest one, I knew it I knew he was a basic bitch but I figured that would cause confusion because it's so basic you know what I mean that was good that was a good one to throw in, All right. So we'll put you to one to two still. Mike, guess what?

1:02:54 If Team Uncle Dad wins, that'll bump you up to three points. Okay, you guys taking the lead. Yay. See? Bump us up. Both away. All right, here we go. First one. Juicy Drop Gummies Dip. I don't even know what that is. You've had it or had? You've had this? Well, you have to figure out which one I've had, remember? You've had this. Yes. I don't even know what that is. Juicy Drop Gummies Dip. What company makes that? I don't know. Some candy company? I don't know.

1:03:35 What do they look like? They are like these bluish or reddish little pods. They have a little squishy part in the middle and then you squeeze it and then you put it on a gummy and you eat the gummy. Gross. That's a lot. That's gross. Kirk yeager that's a complicated candy i'm very upset, these kids how many licks does it take to get to the center of the juicy drop dip uh just one really. Where do you get that is it just a 7-eleven what like a gas station 7-eleven 76 old, 76 you know everybody goes there all degenerates all right here we go number two seven has it, yeah number two number two kit kat chunky caramel flavor, that's a real thing is that a thing yeah you like kick it i do like i shared with him once is that a is that like a special time of year limited release it's a regional caramel a regional yeah regional what region caramel is that your question is that your question my question yeah yeah oh yeah san jose wait what's your question what what's the region what region japan yeah i was gonna say

1:05:07 that yeah shit ask him if he's ever been to japan oh he's been to japan this guy oh he has? Oh yeah. That's where he got that. That's where he got that punch. Go ahead, Mike. Have you been to Australia or England? I have not. No. All right. Food number three, the final choice, a gummy pizza. I mean, is this... A plastic wrapper gummy pizza? Correct. Yes.

1:05:48 Ask him where he bought it. Where'd you buy it? Your receipt. At the 76th. The old 76th. The old I Dream of Candy in Old Sacramento. Yes, that's what it's called. Yes, I Dream of Candy. You're right. I know. That's your favorite candy store, obviously. Yeah, I love it. That's his favorite store in general. Clearly, you can see my face. Kurt, you're up. Mike said that it came into plastic, right? That's what his question was? Yes. Okay. Did it come whole or did it come sliced? It was a whole pizza that was sliced. So you could pull a little slice out and be like, that's not real. It was cut. Those are real.

1:06:36 I've tried it. How dare we eat that kind of stuff? All right, guys. Which one do we think I ate? That. Well, look. In his first one, he threw in a normal one. And then he didn't give us that grace. The Kit Kat one, he'd been to Japan. And it's Australian and like a British snack. Not necessarily Japan. But Japan has like wasabi ones and other things like that. So that's interesting. The first one's real And it's kind of like just everywhere It's whatever And the third one is kind of I mean it's real but I don't know, He kind of had detail about the dipping in And like swilling around That's the first one He like kind of knew He's like oh yeah, And then you make it.

1:07:31 Alright What do you guys think What do you guys think, I screwed this up on the last one, so. No. I mean, I could see, I've seen what he buys at gas stations. Is this the first one? No, I don't. He said 76, that little Quiggy Mart. He knew the places around town. He said, nah, Quiggy Mart, 76. Yeah. I'd be definitely going with it. Yeah? I'd be definitely going with it. What, number one? Yeah, me too. Number one? Number one. That's your guess? Number one, yeah. A soft, a soft. Number three, but number one. This isn't like knowledge. It's a pure guess, man. Don't feel bad about a long answer. Oh, yeah, for sure. Exactly.

1:08:15 What do we think? I'll go with one with you guys. We'll go with one. Okay. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this round is still Team Alumni. Oh, my God. It was the gummy pizza that I ate. Gummy pizza? Oh, we should have asked Mike. You know what? I should have asked Mike. If we would have asked Mike, we would have won. No, thanks. Yeah. Yeah, that's a useless life line. No, it's Mike. You can ask someone else, like anyone else. Like, ask Donald Trump. We need to ask your mom. That's what it would be.

1:08:58 You know what? I should have asked Mike. Because intuitively, I felt three. That's why I said three. Soft but it's okay you can't win them all you can't win them all well we're just playing around while i get the second one coming up uh ruffin i wanted you if you don't mind, one of the reasons why you got involved in this is that you had mentioned you had been to ashville and you talked about how great it was if you just don't mind can you just tell us kind of your experience and what you liked about it so much and why why we need to help them out Yeah. This past summer, I was in a wedding in Asheville and just spending the weekend there. The people were really lovely. The architecture in Biltmore is just so unique. It's so beautiful.

1:09:42 Our hotel was right down the street from there. I got some great breakfast in Biltmore, in Biltmore Village. And mostly it was the people. Everyone was really nice. It was a small town, great food. A lot of people who've moved, it's like a lot of transplants that have moved to Asheville because of the wonderful culture and food scene and food scene. But yeah, no, to know that North Carolina is devastated, they definitely need help for sure. So that's why it was a no-brainer for me to jump on here and be a part of this. Yeah man we really appreciate you doing that you know i know again mike i know that means a lot to mike and me and just really yeah we can have fun and we're having a good time but again we're grateful that we can have this fun right you know there's some people out there still don't have power to my understanding so i can only imagine like what that's like right now so please again go out there click the link in the description click the link in my bio or just go to gofundme.com and look up the built more village in and you'll be able to donate there as well now the last game of the night.

1:10:47 This will decide who wins. You guys get one point for everyone you get rights. We're going to alternate back and forth. And this game is called He Said, I Said, They Said. What I'm going to do here, and is Mike still there or no? Mike left. Mike got to go ask Mike in the bathroom a few questions. I'm ready. I would just think, you know, like... To talk to just to just to say another thing about Asheville, I actually just talked to my sister and they just most of Asheville just got water, but it's not potable water.

1:11:27 So like you can get water out of your faucet, but don't ingest it. So like just the things that they're still going through, even though it's not like a hot topic on the national news, they're still really dealing with a lot of stuff, you know, and like everyone knows how the news is. It's the hot. It's the hot news. It's the hot news. When it's happening, and then as soon as it's off, people forget about it. But yeah, they're still dealing with a lot there. And so I just wanted to make it very serious right now as you try to castricize me on my own show here. Well, that's what happens, right? All right. So it's called, He Said, I Said, They Said. And what I'm going to do here for each team, we're going to alternate.

1:12:08 I'm going to give you a quote that was actually said on our show. You guys have to figure out if it was mike myself or a guest you don't have to know who the guest is but i will reveal that when that time comes now mike and i both have a hard time remembering certain things so this should be a very interesting ride but i also wanted to celebrate uh because we're hitting five years on the show very soon and i also kind of want to take the moment to celebrate what we've kind of done and you know just mike you know we've said some very funny things so this is a little bit a celebration of that so we're going to go with team alumni first you guys can kind of go ahead go ahead today i'm sure you use the ask mike because this just seems really unfair you can okay i'll do it how about can we how about we ask uncle dad can we change it for our past uncle dad yeah i'm okay with that oh okay okay but can you trust me here we go but can you try yeah he's just gonna lie no i'm not gonna lie i will never lie on this all right team alumni your first quote is this one who said i've always wanted to see richard dreyfuss 69 sorry what who said on my our show i've always wanted to see richard dreyfuss 69.

1:13:29 Was that Mike? Yeah, someone was here. Mike, me, or a guest? I guess it's me. Who would say it? What'd you say, Ruffin? Who's that, Mike? What do you guys think, Vincent? Sounds like Mike was here. Sounds so unused. Okay, we're going to go with Mike? Yeah. Are we? Okay. I mean, well. And the answer is, guess what? You guys just got one point. you're now at 10 points Mike did say that there was no guest who doesn't want to see that, I don't want to do that what was the context of that can I ask Mr.

1:14:13 Holland's opus on Mr. Holland's opus. Who was he 69 the shark we were talking about Jaws and then I was talking about Close Encounters and then for some reason Close Encounters of 69 came up, and he goes, I've always wanted to see Richard Dreyfuss 69. I'm up. Who knows? I'm like mine. Okay, this is for Team Uncle Dad. Team Uncle Dad, here we go. Hey, he's selling you out. What? That's definitely a guest. Do we still get to ask questions?

1:14:55 You can. This is freeform. whatever you want oh who was the guest i can't answer that oh what hey because you're having to guess yeah were they referring to me or you so wait are you guys thinking it's a guest, no i'm just wondering who the guest was i'm leaning towards a guest you got that figure out if it was a guest or if it was i think it was kurt yeager it was the guest He's sucking that. He's sucking that. All right. So we're going to go with the guest. Yeah. No, I don't. No. No? He's selling that. Oh, yeah. Guest. What do you think, Kurt?

1:15:35 You're going to guest? Yeah. Sorry. Let's go with guest. That bumps you up to two points. And that guest was Casper Van Dean, the legend himself. Oh, Casper. Casper Van Dean said I was selling Mike out because i was like yeah mike mike has a very busy life can you give him tips to be a less busier person and he goes oh man he's selling you out mike yes it's all about right yeah that's right all right here we go here we go yeah and he's handsome. And he's a movie star yes very cool no i'll never let that one go here we go team alumni, I'm taking a second-hand shit at Carl's Jr.

1:16:23 I'd like your biggest pardon. I'm taking a second-hand shit at Carl's Jr. What's a second-hand shit? I don't know what that means. That's my question. I'd love to ask that question. A second-hand shit is taking a shit right after somebody has taken a shit in a public bathroom. Oh. I thought it was smelling someone else's shit while you're not shitting. It's like secondhand smoke, secondhand shit. Sure, sure. That's right. I like how rough it is, cold stone-faced right now. I'm trying to figure it out. It feels like the beginning of telling a story.

1:17:06 So I was thinking a secondhand did. But it's present it's interesting that it was said present tense like were you broadcasting from carl jr's bathroom and you're kind of telling a story right somebody could be telling a story, best podcast ever from the toilets of carl jr we present uncle dad shits, oh all right what do you guys think ruffin what do you think who do you think said that me mike or a guest i'm going yes oh okay what do you guys think i mean son teddy well considering the the poop stories we've already listened to i feel like that's an area of interest from i mean you know interest yeah so you think i said it but but i'm still hung up on the present tense Like it was actually said, I'm taking a secondhand shit. Yeah.

1:18:12 So like, could a guest have said, that's where I am right now. Like, you know, I don't. Maybe. Or could I be telling the story or could Mike be telling the story? I don't know. Yeah. Like, so I'm taking a second. Yeah. Yeah. Leading the witness. Did you see that? Since Uncle Dad hasn't been picked yet too. Yeah. This is like, how many poop stories have been listening to you? Yeah, no. No problem with that. I was just trying to take an inventory. This is the last time they'll ever be on our podcast, just so you know. I have a curl. Yeah. Kurt likes it.

1:18:53 I'm recording it. What'd you say, guys? I mean, I'm going to go with Uncle Dad, but you guys. Yeah. Watford seems to be okay with that. So let's see. All right. Mike, I know you know who said this. Tell him who said it. I said it. Oh, I should have asked Mike. It's the one time it went out. You should have asked Mike. Mike, tell him why you said that story. Do you remember? Do I want to know? Yeah, I was telling a story on the air. So yes, it was like in the past tense, but I was telling the story. But yeah, I was... at comic-con and i went to buy something to get power to our booth and i had to shit and right across the street from where i got the power bank there was a carl's jr i don't eat at carl's jr but i will shit at a carl's jr and i had to wait and as soon as the guy came out and i think he was probably taking a shower in the toilet i immediately went in and and took a shit in his remnants and so I felt like it was the second hand shit. Does that make sense?

1:20:02 Was the toilet seat warm? Still warm. It was still warm. They say that's therapeutic. Yeah. Now, I just want to say the full... And on that note, my battery is almost dead right here. Hey, what's up, Ruffin? How you doing? Oh, great. Okay, here we go here we go team uncle dad bro i have mouthwash too, say it again bro I have mouthwash too Mike can you say that, bro I have mouthwash too.

1:20:46 Convincing, Uncle Dad say it a different way say it like you mean it bro bro I have mouthwash too, bruv alright what do you think, you should know the answer to this I think I know the answer I think Uncle Dad said that I think he said it to me is that your guess I think, that sounds like something he would say to me I think yeah I say Uncle Dad said it Well, guess what, guys?

1:21:29 That is incorrect. The person who said that was Dante from Swamp Rags, New Orleans. What happened in the story was Mike was eating a brand new vitamin package of E.T. From 1983 that's never been open. And he ate those. Why don't you do that? Mike, you did that. I did it. But you won't eat it, Carl Jr.? I know it's weird it's weird of things that we'll do and we won't do yeah yeah i can dig it no i don't need a carl's jr i won't need a carl's jr but i might need some fun dip if you know what i mean yeah all right here we go all right team alumni here we go do you just like take a shower and you're like, clear?

1:22:21 And then clear? Yeah. Do you just take a shower and then you're like, clear? Clear like in see-through? As in see-through? As in clear-minded. Okay. I think that's Uncle Dad. Uncle Dad is my guess. You guys think we should use it and ask Mike? I mean, it's not very reliable, but we don't get any more options. What's he going to say? I'll do my best. well no but if you ask mike he can tell you for your members this if your members will happen how many more rounds are there there is a rounds or questions we have like six more questions oh there's a lot of questions okay maybe we'll say i don't know i'm okay with that yeah i mean this is we're just guessing at this point it's like hold on good to know you guys through the podcast yeah i was gonna say we're learning that nobody here listens to the show that's great to it.

1:23:15 No, we listen to the show. Our memories of the show just aren't as good as Mike's. Oh, right. Right. You know, trust me, my memories of the show aren't as good as Mike's. All right, so you guys have a guess as Uncle Dad? Sure. Go with that all right the the answer is mike hampton mike said that to me. He actually sorry he said that too if you guys ever watched the tv show the boys yeah we were we were interviewing jesse t usher and he was asking him about violence and he goes you know how do you deal with all that violence you know do you just like go take a shower and then after that you're clear yeah what was his answer he well what's what was his answer, oh he loved it he just said no man i love it i'm all about the r yeah yeah so yeah that's what he said man right now guys team alumni still winning and nobody has scored a single point during this game so i love it i thought i thought that's a point i mean um that team team uncle that oh we did yeah we got that first yes that's right yeah that's right yeah that's right yeah in the park.

1:24:29 Can you be trusted? Yeah, but we got the guest. Yeah, you're right. So actually... Hey, Uncle Dad, bad scorekeeper. What's your drinking, guys? I'm over here. I'm drinking. I'm trying to have a good time. It's drinking. What is the score? It's actually 4-4. Alright, I'll take that. Oh, shit. 4-4. Alright, team Uncle Dad, here we go. So because Mike are you ready I'm waiting okay here we go I'll never go to Comic Con again after some lady open mouth sneezed in my mouth, oh you know that happens a lot in Comic Con I think that was Brandon that said that that was my favorite part, what did you guys guess on that, how many times have you been to Comic Con, 20 times. So you'll go back no matter what, especially after shitting out and Charles Jr.

1:25:40 It's not him. I've done some weird shit at Comic-Con, let me tell you. Yeah. It's got to be a guest. I think it's a guest. Yeah, I think I know who it is. But yeah, I say guest. Is it Lori Petty? We have a good story about Lori Petty, but that's not here. We have a very good story about Lori Petty. The answer is so you guys just scored another point that is correct the you see here that story is actually from adam green the director of hatchet the hatchet franchise if you guys ever seen the movies frozen yeah he's awesome director but we asked him he was gonna be at comic-con he said no because somebody a lady open mouth sneezed in his mouth perfect reason to never go back to comic-con yeah exactly exactly all right team uncle dad i want to i want we were kind of going a little long here so we're going to start making rapid fire this here we go team alumni i felt like a 19th century president like we just got done working the railroad.

1:26:46 Um i'll say it again i felt like a 19th century president like we just got done working on the railroads. I know. I was going to say that is a historically accurate and strange analogy. Very strange. I know. It's too old tiny for these guys to say. It feels like a guess. It feels like a guess. Yeah. Yeah. You guys think so? All right. So we asked Mike. You guys can. Yeah. I'm okay with that. Sure. All right. Mike. What's your thing? Yeah. I think I, Minson, I think you're, yeah, I don't think either one of us would have said something like that, but okay. Who knows? Who knows?

1:27:27 That feels like, but I would say it's a guest, but I don't know. Uncle dad said white neighborhood earlier. Yeah. I say a lot of stuff. I say guest. I say guest. I say guest. We're going to go guest. Yeah. Okay. Well, the answer is, I actually said that talking to Mike in Asheville, California, or Asheville, North Carolina. Sorry. Wow. I swear there was not collusion. I swear. Good job, Mike. I mean, oh, man. Good job, Mike. Good job. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Mike, Team Uncle Dad. Team Uncle Dad. Here we go. You have three minutes and you just want to talk about mullets?

1:28:13 Oh you have three minutes and you want to talk about just mullets that sounds like one of you guys saying it to each other like why do you want to talk about mullet we've got three minutes like that's what it sounds like yeah but who would say that to whom i think i said it to him i think i said it to him yeah okay i think so i think so this is an untoward advantage totally i think well i'll be honest with you this whole election is rigged yeah it's been stolen you know that sounds like something mike would say so i'm gonna go with that so we're going what do you think brandon oh i can't believe uncle dad said the last one but i think that was my yeah, Right. Well, guess what? Minson Teddy, you don't have to worry.

1:29:00 It's not rigged because I got it wrong. That was actually said by the voice actor, Robbie Damon, who's notorious for playing Spider-Man and a bunch of other great characters. But yes, he said that to me directly because I go, dude, I want to talk about your mullet. He goes, do you have three minutes with me? Do you want to talk about my mullet? No, no, no. All right. It's still rigged. That was like a setup. Yes. Yeah. That's to make you guys feel better about losing. We have two questions left. Two questions left. And we're tied? No, right now Team Uncle Dad is winning by one point. Here we go.

1:29:41 E.T. has more finger. That other movie got some more story. What? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, guys. E.T. Has more finger that other movie gots more story was that a guest what was that Mike or was that me, sounds like Mike to me I don't know I don't know I love when we're learning about each other cracking himself up I always crack myself up, You know, the fact that he's laughing at his own joke. What was the other movie that has more? I just think it's funny. It was like Close Encounters. Oh.

1:30:23 That's fair. It is a fair, right? It's a fair comment. I'm thinking Uncle Dad. You guys can also ask Uncle Dad. Alright, you can also get enough logic for me. Do you guys want to ask Uncle Dad, though? Well, that's a new thing. Yeah. Can we help you? Yes. Uncle Dad, what's the answer? Well, I'm not going to tell you the answer, but this is what I will tell you. Don't think it's who you think it is, because it might not be that guest. It might not be what? It might not be a guest you think it is.

1:31:04 Not guest. No, no, no. Not guest. A guest. Yeah. Okay. Like a guessing question. So you two thought it was Uncle Dad, so it's probably not. But i thought it was mike's don't mind i'll be mine that doesn't help so maybe that's it could be the guest be the guest that's gotta be but process of elimination well let's go let's go with the guest all right guess what everybody the game just tied that's right we're five five that was said by a fellow podcaster and good friend of the show sam sufa of where the toys are a fun fact that's actually the same story the same story or the same episode where mike says he wants to see richard drive for 69 that's a classic episode yeah fun fact all right here we go this is, oh there you go i gotta make an interesting podcast right so here we go the last question mike if you guys get this right you win if not we go to a tiebreaker here we go.

1:32:05 So, I love Spider-Man. So does that mean I love you too? Oh. You love Spider-Man. I think I said that. Yeah. I said that to someone who does the voice of Spider-Man on something at some convention. I think I said that. I was probably drunk when I said it. But I think I said that. What does Kurt think? Kurt looks like he's dead. I don't believe Mike anymore. I think he's on your team. I don't think Mike remembers what Mike said. I'm asking Mike. Let me ask Mike. Let me use that. Ask Mike. So Mike, what do you think about Mike answering the question that he thinks it was him?

1:32:49 I think that I vaguely remember that we were, we were in new, we were in New Orleans doing a fan expo and there was a voice of a guy who did Spider-Man and some video game or something. And I was just trying to find my way in the interview. And so that's probably something I would have said to just try to wedge myself in there. So it was like something, you know what I mean? I think that's what happened. This is for Joshua, man. You got to be there for Joshua. That's right. Joshua 10. What are we thinking? I don't know what Mike, Mike's awesome.

1:33:30 So I got to go with Mike. I think it was Mike as well. And with the captains, another callback to the voice actor. Let's see. Well, ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause, because guess what? Team Uncle Dad has won the show. I'm sorry. But wait a minute. But wait a minute. But wait a minute. But wait a minute. Uh-oh. Bonus. I want to do some more. Bonus. No, no, no, no. It's over. I'm done. It's over. I won. it is over but there's something i want to do here there's something i want to do here mike the winner of the show is going to be joshua cave but for team alumni i actually have a very limited shirt that was never used and worn signed by jesse t usher for a special clothing line he did mike i'm going to get that person's address and we're going to send team alumni that shirt signed by jesse t usher no you should say but you're sending it to robin right, No, yes, it's Robin, Team Alumni. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the second prize for Joshua.

1:34:35 I'm just telling Mike that's what I'm going to do. Sorry. So Team Alumni, Team Alumni, Robin will leave with an amazing shirt that will get shipped. We'll get that address from her and we'll send that over to her. This thing has never been used, Warren. It's a very limited run and I would love to give that to her as a thank you for being a part of this. But yeah, congratulations to Joshua, Joshua Kay. hey, what an amazing... Guys, I just got to tell you, thank you from the bottom of my heart, really, for being a part of this. I know it's a lot of silly shenanigans, but that's what we do here. And I just really can't... I know you guys are all busy. We're all going through a lot. Life is a lot sometimes. And I think what makes these moments so great is when people would come together, and unify to do something to help those out.

1:35:19 Now, I wanted to say, Minsan and Teddy, if you don't mind, can you tell us why you kind of helped out and you wanted to support the cause for Asheville. I mean, we've all seen the footage on the news and it's been heartbreaking. And, you know, we as Californians know something about natural disasters. So I just wanted to help out in any one small way. We thank you for including us. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you guys. You too, Kurt. What made you want to get part of this? Well, I mean, but also like Mike asked me directly and I liked you guys and I was like, okay, like that was like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, if it, if it means something to someone I like, then it means something to me. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well, the fun fact is I actually asked you now, Mike. Oh.

1:36:01 That was the bonus question that you got. That was me. Yeah. That was me, buddy. I thought it was Mike asking me. He doesn't know who runs the Instagram. Maybe. That's true. Because it was interesting. I thought it was Mike asking that. But yeah. I guess you said because Mike was there a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Mike likes to refer to himself in a third person. So it's okay. Oh, yeah? That's not true at all. Don't listen to that. That's not true at all. No. But yes, thank you guys so much. Seriously, I can't say that enough.

1:36:45 Mike, I guess, without further ado, do you have any last words at all? Yeah. again also just to reiterate thank you all so much i know you guys you know we're all doing stuff and you know i appreciate your enthusiasm and fun and like willingness to listen to uh throw up and poop and you know weird shit jokes with us so thank you all very much like it means a lot and i and i hope everyone has a lot of fun listening to this because you know it's fun for us and then you know whatever we can do to help those people in ashville so thanks again yeah yeah absolutely and remember guys if you guys click the link in our bio go to gofundme.com or and search up the village if you're more in or go to our website directly we'll have all that link there and you can still donate and again they please they need it they have a goal 25 000 let's get them there as close as we can because again if i always say this all the time if we don't help each other who will so let's come together and let's do the right thing but yes mike it's always a great time doing the show with you.

1:37:45 Let's get this happening. And everybody, just happy Halloween. Let's all have a good Halloween. Hey, don't be getting no razor blades in your Reese's, please. That's a real thing. Make sure you're eating spice crickets. Don't get beat up at a haunted house. Don't work at a haunted house. That's the... And don't take a shit at Carlos Jr. Don't take a shit at Carlos Jr. Indeed. Indeed. But as always, everybody, remember, we're not uncles. We're not but dads were just someone you can talk to. Music.